tsubaki-montana:

so cute ♥

slowly-intimately:

polkadotcummerbund:

when did tumblr become avengers.com

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

i guess this trip was really

the cream of the crop

Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?

i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself

i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate

i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off

its over

our fates are sea eeled

these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella 

THERES MORAY THESE COMING

you’re doing this shit on porpise 

are you shore about that accuseation

i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with

YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́

onlywearscardigans:

ciel-phantomhive:

lauriartyhiddlesbatch:

dawn-bells:

Reblogging because I nearly shat myself when the song started.

I CAN’T

BEFORE PRESSING PLAY I JUST KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

i love this because he’s by himself HE’S HIS OWN TRUE LOVE

"The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s words. Marriage was under attack years ago by men who viewed women as property and children as trophies of sexual prowess. Marriage is under attack by low wages, high incarceration, unfair tax policy, unemployment, and lack of education. Marriage is under attack by clergy who proclaim monogamy yet think nothing of stepping outside the bonds of marriage to have multiple affairs with “preaching groupies."  -

Rev. Otis Moss III, Senior Pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ (via touchoftea)

riddlemehiddleston:

#i’m not even going to say anthing #i think it’s for the best

I think there’s a number of things the fangirls would like to do to do while in that costume.
But we don’t need to go into that. 

Reblog if you’re just a hardcore shipper. Doesn’t matter the shipping or the fandom, just your love for your pairings is so intense you actually get flutters in your belly just thinking about it. 

orbitingasupernova:

agentnatashabarton:

orbitingasupernova:

can you imagine if she really looked back at him, so excited and overjoyed and full of love, and he was just standing there, his eyes red and his brow furrowed, and his hand gripped the program so hard that it wrinkled, and she met his eyes, this gorgeous wide smile across her face, and she started to mouth something to him until she stopped seeing him and started seeing him, and his heart in his throat, and her smile slipped, and she knew, and he just nodded once and looked down at his shoes, and when he looked up again, she had hot tears in her eyes and turning away from him with a false smile to her new husband, a man who had the courage to do what he did not, who had the timing he did not, who was not him and never would be.

#throws computer on ground #takes baseball bat #smashes computer #goes to cate’s window #stands outside and throws rocks while sobbing (via whooves)

the scary thing is

emily knows where i live so she could do that

oh my gd

sialagogue:

I don’t think this is going to end well.

Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit 

thefoxxybenedict:

I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.

battleangel25:

uncreativeart:

ÑASLDKFNALSDKFASLDFKASDLFEKAWOEIF!!!! MAGNIFICENT!!! WONDERFUL!!!!